50+ Funny Good Morning Messages and Quotes

Waking up with a smile is a great way to start the day. It can be hard to get going in the morning but laughter helps us to kick on.

So whether you want to write a note to leave on someone’s pillow, send a text to kick off the day or just post a morning greeting on social media these funny good morning messages and quotes will do the job.

Light Hearted Teases to Start the Day

These messages take a funny look at the battle to leave out beds or the morning grogginess we all face.

• “Good morning! Let’s kick today’s butt – after coffee. Before coffee, it’s dangerous out there.”
• “Rise and shine! Or rise and whine? Your choice.”
• “Good morning to someone who sets when the sun rises, and stops only when the coffee does.”
• “Here’s to a good morning! Remember, your bed will be waiting for you to come back (like a true love) all day long!”
• “Mornings are for coffee and contemplation. But mostly coffee. No talking.”
• “May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.”
• “Good morning! I see the assassins have failed.”
• “Wishing you a day as sunny as your smile, as warm as your heart, and as delightful as you are.”
• “Alert! The hottest person in the world has just awoken!”
• “Who needs an alarm when you have a bladder that knows exactly when it’s time to get up?”

Coffee Lovers’ Morning Quotes

For those who can’t function without their morning brew these messages perfectly sum up what coffee means to them.

• “Good morning! It’s time for your morning ritual: a sacrificial offering of coffee to the workday gods.”
• “Morning checklist: Clothed? Check. Sane? Ish. Coffee? Coffee!”
• “May your coffee kick in before reality does.”
• “I love the morning without an alarm… said no coffee drinker ever.”
• “Good morning, coffee is on, sunshine is streaming, and you… you are spectacular.”
• “All I need this morning are coffee and a whole lot of Jesus.”
• “Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.”
• “Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee and a good morning text from me.”
• “Happy thoughts, great dreams, and a wide-awake heart… and a giant coffee. Can’t forget the coffee!”
• “Welcome to today. Another day, another chance, another coffee.”

Silly Wake-Up Calls

Send those funny messages to friend or family as a great way to give them a giggle at the start of the day.

• “Good morning! If you think you’re awake, try watching a movie without subtitles and see how far you get.”
• “They say the best way to start the day is with a smile. Can I email you one?”
• “Good morning! Let’s start the day with the most important meal: laughter.”
• “You know it’s time to wake up when your dream ends with you going to work.”
• “Are mornings real? Asking for a friend who refuses to get out of bed.”
• “If your bed is calling you, it’s a trap—run! Good morning!”
• “Welcome to the morning, a puzzle where the challenge is to find clothes, keys, and your phone.”
• “Rise and shine! Time to meet your favorite personality—me!”
• “Good morning! Remember, your full potential is just an extra five minutes in bed away!”
• “Wake up! The world has been waiting for you… at least that’s what I think it said.”

For Those Who Aren’t a Morning Person

Send these messages to the night owls who dread the sound of the alarm as they struggle to face the morning.

• “Good morning! If you can’t rise and shine, just rise. That’s a good start.”
• “Good morning! Time to switch from ‘save me mode’ to ‘fake it till you make it mode.’”
• “Mornings are tough. It’s okay to be the zombie your coffee needs you to be.”
• “Good morning! Spoiler alert: your bed wasn’t really that comfy, you just didn’t want to get up.”
• “The three horrible things in life: death, taxes, and mornings. Brace yourself, it’s one of those days.”
• “Just remember, the first five minutes after waking up are the hardest part of the day.”
• “Good morning! The person you’ve dialed is not awake. Try again after coffee.”
• “Good morning! Be kind to your sleepy self and treat them to a nap later.”
• “Rise and complain! No need to shine if it’s not your style.”
• “I respect the morning people but I do not wish to be one of them. Good luck today!”

Good Morning Puns

These are clever and cheesy puns about morning that are perfect for sharing with friends and family so they wake up on the right side of the bed.

• “Yawn is just a silent scream for coffee. Good morning!”
• “May your troubles be less and your coffee be strong. Good morning!”
• “Have an egg-cellent morning!”
• “Muffin compares to a good morning message from me, right?”
• “Rise and wine—oops, I mean shine! Good morning!”
• “Sending you a latte love this morning!”
• “You’re the bacon to my eggs, the best part of waking up. Good morning!”
• “Hope you have a brew-tiful morning!”
• “Let’s toast to a good morning!”
• “Wake up and smell the possibility (and the coffee). Good morning!”